Made by the actual human
No warehouse. No corporate overlord. Just Russ making shirts.
These are not anonymous pieces of merch rolling off a corporate conveyor belt. Russ makes every shirt himself.
That cuts out the middleman and keeps the money where it belongs: supporting an independent musician instead of disappearing into some corporate entity's yacht-polishing budget.
Colors and sizes depend on what is currently available, so email Russ and tell him what you are looking for. He will show you the choices and get you properly moosed.

anywhere in the USA
One honest price
The shirt, the handiwork, and USA shipping—all included.
No surprise checkout fees and no mystery handling charge. For international orders, email Russ first for a shipping quote.
Available designs and colors vary
Meet the herd.


