This is not a trip you merely watch through tinted glass. You’ll hike into wild country, fish Alaska’s waters, forage for mushrooms, search for wildlife, visit local roadhouses, investigate roadside oddities, meet real Alaskans and stop at those breathtaking places the big buses roll straight past.
With only six guests, there is room to follow the weather, chase an unexpected view, linger somewhere extraordinary or take the road that looks like it might lead to a story. Your journey begins in Anchorage or Fairbanks and includes transportation on Alaska’s road system, planned activities, seven nights of clean and gloriously unfancy lodging and enough road snacks to prevent civilized people from turning feral.




Evidence from the road
See What This Trip Actually Feels Like
Four dispatches from Alaska—now arranged like a proper reel gallery instead of a line of lonely phones.
The van isn’t the vacation.
It’s our magic carpet between fishing holes, hiking trails, wildlife, hot springs, roadhouses, foraging spots and whatever strange thing makes everybody yell, “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!”
Frequently Asked Questions
The useful answers, including where your $5,000 goes and why this is not Navy SEAL training.
1. What exactly does my $5,000 include?
Turns out, quite a bit. I take care of the expensive and annoying stuff so you can concentrate on Alaska.
Basically, I handle the logistics. You show up, bring some spending money, enjoy Alaska and try not to get carried away by a mosquito.
2. How much time are we actually spending in the van?
Yes, it’s a van tour. Occasionally we’re going to have to use the van. But this isn’t Van Jail.
The van isn’t the vacation. It’s our magic carpet between all the good stuff.
3. Do I need to be in great shape—and do I have to do everything?
Absolutely not. This is a vacation, not Navy SEAL training.
The physical requirement is being able to get in and out of the van under your own power. Everything after that is choose-your-own-adventure.
4. How flexible is the itinerary?
Very. We have a plan. We are not married to it. Alaska is terrible at following schedules.
The itinerary gives us direction. Alaska gets veto power.
5. Why shouldn’t I rent a car and do Alaska myself?
You absolutely can. Alaska has roads. Rental cars exist. Google Maps will occasionally even admit where you are. But Point A to Point B isn’t what I’m selling.
You can rent a car and see Alaska. Come with me and experience the weird, wild, delicious parts hiding between the destinations.



Ready to Get Mud on Your Boots?
Six guests. Seven days. Real Alaska. Tell me who you are and why you belong in the van.
Tours begin in Anchorage or Fairbanks and remain on Alaska’s road system. Activities depend on conditions, seasons, wildlife, weather and the opinions of fish.